FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 09, 2021

Was Jason expecting the movie to be — oh, I dunno — Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home?

With the right sound effects, scythes can be pretty scary.

They’ll probably trip every circuit breaker in the building and/or blowout all the windows. Actually, this arc reminds me of something that happened at West Point in the 50s or 60s. I think it involved flushing all the toilets at the same time.

Surround sound in the flour mill is going to cause structural damage.

Jason, just switch reals to Frank Marino — live at the Agora!

Just remind me, Jason? How many window-panes are there in this building? (And how much is your monthly allowance?). Not to speak of your classmates life-long hearing-loss compensation…

The monophonic amplifier in that old projector is going to blow a tube, or else only a whisper will come out of all those mismatched speakers.

“A History of Grain” was a masterpiece of cinematography.

A b&w oldie but goodie. “Why is Johnny getting Pimples”

Maze, wheat, barley, quinoa, trade wars on different continents, it could be interesting

That will put the kids to sleep.

Tractor Driving Man:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioSlUmBiImE

I knew it would be a grainy picture.

AV club doesn’t mean you get to screen blockbusters, fellas.

The boys phys ed teacher at my father’s school ordered “Off to a Good Start”, expecting it to be about running. It was about breast feeding.