Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 04, 2021

I can’t help but think of Carol Burnett in Once Upon a Mattress

And I thought Princesses were high maintenance!

artichoke whoever wrote this corny joke with a string bean

Why does the bed have so many mattresses?

… plus … Now, maybe you’ll be able to get some sleep.

PS: I know my presence made it uncomfortable for you.

Pea’d off?

Don’t tell me – the note was underneath the very bottom mattress and she still felt it?

Pea should have split right at the start.. and definitely by the third layer. The writing was on the wall.. that princess is one fussy lady

It was a snow pea, and has run off to somewhere with warmer weather.

(For more details, listen to the pod cast.) b’dum tsssshhh

Why would you pea on a matress?

So much for apeasment.

Some of us often have to get up in the middle of the night because of the pea.