F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 06, 2021

I hate it when I have to wait inline to pick up a phone in pizza and the family ahead of me has to discuss the entire menu with the clerk not only for the food but for the beer, then changes their mind two times and takes two tries to get a credit card to work. All while my order sits getting cold. It’s a pizza parlor for bleep sake. You should know what you’re going to order before you get out of the car.

I think I’ve done that. I took longer to order just because it took so long to get to the front of the line that I wanted to relish in finally getting there.

No kidding!

He might get an elbow bumped at a most critical moment.

When everything on the menu is virtually the same, it can be difficult to choose.

Does he do the same at green lights?

And later, his badly beaten body was found beside the dumpster out back.

I swear this happened to me at Pollo Tropical where a group of four said what they were going to order while 3 groups from the front but as soon as they got to the front, they stopped to reconsider their orders.

the people in line at the movies drive me insane with this stupidity…

think i’ll supersize my order of things…

It does seem like there are those kind of folks who take forever to place their order.

I’m old enough to remember when there were only 8 items on the McDonald’s menu.

No masks or social distancing. This must be in Florida, right?

Don’t think I’m going to a restaurant with " ’N Things" in the name…