Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 28, 2021

No (wo)man is an "aisle"land.

Picky, picky, picky!

Wish they did enforce checkout limits.

And don’t ask me about people that only start fishing through their purse for payment after the last item is rung up.

So, dump that bag-o green things and make her run ’em thru one-at-a-time!

Darn, I thought none of them could count!

“Unidentified object in the bagging area.” while I am trying to get the plastic bags open. Takes a while. Then the station lights up like I won a Las Vegas slot machine jackpot! Luckily I was wearing a mask so I could not be identified…..

aren’t there more than 16 flakes in this corn flake box????

….and never to return

When she goes back to the Express Lane, she should express her feelings about these rules.

The worst thing about the Express Lane is they always put the slowest cashier there. It takes as long for 20 items as it does a full cart in the other lanes.

Fair is fair.

They have mostly ridden themselves of the “fast lane” in favor of multiple self service areas. And I almost always have one item that it can’t scan…

I think it would be a good idea for the grocery store to employ a huge bouncer at the express lane. I would love to see “Mr. Slick” get body slammed.

Someone’s not clear on the concept.

Sweep some gum off the counter display onto the belt.

Are you sure there isn’t enough? Bend over and count them as I shove them up your…..

Sometimes the express lines are longer than some of the others, and I will take my small order to a regular line.