Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 11, 2021

I’ll bet he could hit one out of the park. Yellowstone Park!

‘Fire’ it in there, he’ll be too scared to hit it.

Yep! time for the old fireball. and then you can pitch the baseball.

So her “date” is still around in the ball field!

I bet a mirror will crack if the big green guy looks at it.

An intentional walk may be called for here!

Is this his way of getting back at Broomie for a bad date?

“For everyone’s safety” How I have come to hate that phrase.

Isn’t that “Jumbo” Hank Cerval, first baseman for Georgia’s very own Class C ballclub, the Highbridge Hellbenders?

That’s one large strike zone.

As I don’t believe there’s any rule against it, couldn’t he use a proportionally-sized bat?

Hit him with a cheese ball.

He’s kinda hard to miss.

He walks hard, but carries a small stick.

If you do, make sure it’s fast enough to knock it off

You are not Nolan Ryan, Broomie. Throw him a witchie-pitch slow enough that he swings 3 times on one pitch. And he’s OUTA-THERE.

And the next batter of the blue team is their power hitter…

I’d walk him, even if it loaded the basses.

…even if it drove in a run.

Alas, I fear Broomie is quite suggestible, and Frankie (yeah, the Monster, okay?) is such an ample target!…