Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 09, 2021

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Which sister? The twenty foot woman or the hundred foot woman?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    When we see that you’ve been skinned, we’ll know why.

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    Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe you should have been adult about it instead of sending a note like a seventh grader.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Leo, you heartless monster! I do wonder how you manage it all, though… :D

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 3 years ago

    Oh go ahead, Gary, and eat the popcorn one at a time off the couch and floor. I would. Just don’t put it back in the bowl; that ruins it.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sometimes there’s one with deep blue eyes, cute as a bunny

    With hair down to here and plenty of money

    And just when you think she’s the one in the world

    Your heart gets stolen by some mousy little girl

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Not cool, Leo! Not cool!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With fifty feet there must be 25 crotches.. Yum. Bet she has trouble buying underwear.

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    wrytercat  over 3 years ago

    Little sister, don’t you do what your big sister done!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    That second part was the killer. LITERALLY……

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There is still hope. She called him “deer.” Ooopsies!

    How does Leo’s beer can stay on the arm of the couch? Does it have velcro on the bottom? :)

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Even Leopold has reason for fear when the 50-foot Woman goes on a rampage! Especially when he’s jilted her!

    Leopold is as much a loser in love as is Gary….

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