Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 11, 2021

This week’s theme makes it appear that Mr. Koth has watched Weird Al’s “Word Crimes” video a few times too many.

I encounter this problem in the postings here all the time – and, when I request clarification of what part or possession of the banana to which they were referring, they never have an answer and, in fact, almost seem scandalized that I would ask!

I find myself doing it and wonder why. My finger’s have a mind of their own, help!!

This is why I stopped hanging out in bars. A sale on bananas is not news. If somebody maces a Karen at the Y’allMart, then I wanna see it. I wanna see them bang her head a little as they’re putting her in the cop car. Just a little.

Is “Y’all” a word? LMAO. Make that two zillion …

Lil seems a li’le possessive.

I do not understand the humor in this series on S.G.P. I suppose I did not like English and grammar in school.

seems a bit steep… and unreal

That bail amount is unreal.

Due ewe no what eye herd? …

… Aye here there goin to have banana on sail all weak.

I heard sheep.

Death by apostrophe!

This whole cartoon series merely points out the paucity of English in conveying clarity of thought – or, rather, the problem of interpreting the spoken word over the written word – demonstrating once again how much further along we are to understanding the spoken word over the written word.

Back off Lil, at least he didn’t herd it.

OMG the misuse of apostrophe’s drive’s me NUT’S!!!!!!

Lil & Order, S.G.P. : Coming to Nitflix soon …

so stay tooned …!

Please advise. Should it be “sale on bananas” or “sale of bananas”?

don’t forget your coupon’s…

Nab those apostrophes, Lil!

Throw the book at him.