Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 24, 2021

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

They do make it stand out in a crowd.

Cover it up….

No they don’t.

Talk about your butt being in a sling.

if by ‘amazing’ you mean ‘amazingly honking huge’, yes, your butt is amazing…

Amazing as in “perfect target, can’t be missed” . Sometimes, I don’t care that Aunty is cranky.

No, no they don’t.

Someone had to tell you.

Because it makes her look like such a tight a$$

I think it’s more “cracky”…

Not to say that her butt is huge. Let’s just say that when she farts you have half an hour to get out of harm’s way.

It’s not the pants making you cranky….

Please don’t bend over, Aunty, please, please, please.

OK, I’m at a safe distance, IT MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK HUGE!

I looked for another Auntie line for a bit with maybe an explanation of how they make her butt look amazing. Not to be found.

I don’t think it works that way.

Being 53 now, I at least understand that NOTHING will make my butt look amazing. And I am just fine with that.