Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2021

My twin cousins once tried to invent a variation on the knock knock joke. It really didn’t work when they tried it on me, because I needed to be told what to say. So I taught them about the concept of the “straight man”.

Marigold’s joke got old pretty fast.

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try German humor on for size:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVGOb6FKMRo

OK Marigold, OK!

Panel One had me LOL.

Unicorn humour is nothing to laugh at.

I thought it was funny. But now I’m wondering, what do unicorn-dad jokes sound like?

Unicorn sense of humour is not for everyone.

and then change your name to Cletus, the Slack Jawed Yokel.

Sometime this week we might actually get to the punchline of this knock knock joke. :P

Yeah, that’s how unicorns like to think of humans: mute slackjaws.

Slack-jawed? Is that where you wear trousers on your face?

Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna catch on, Marigold.

Full of wind, yonder Unicorn.

Anyone that is paralyzed by the awesomeness and wonder of their person is either a unicorn or a member of congress…

Can we skip that bit Marigold?