Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 04, 2021

Mittens, you need to wean yourself off of catnip, it is not goot for you. More importantly, it ages you…..

Maybe you could bargain with some Canadian bacon. Which isn’t really Canadian either.

Mama, you shouldn’t let Mittens hang around with such bad influences.

It’s all in the marketing campaign.

Mitty is a druggie. So are my cats.

In the trade, it’s called Surrey Purry.

I want to see Stumpy in his Mountie hat!

The actual source isn’t as important as the story that you get with it. You can buy storyless catnip anywhere.

Well, with the province burning up, getting your hands on some BC Bud might be a bit difficult this year. Unless you have your own grow on Vancouver Island.

It sounds like The Mittens has already been sampling it, eh?

#oranymajorcreditcard

Is Mittens not one of Stumpy’s dealers anymore?

Oh, Canada!!!

I want a little Canadian Mountie hat, too! :-)

#vacationquarantine #notthenip

That’s a definite no.