The Buckets by Greg Cravens for August 20, 2021

How long did you sit on that one, Greg?

Sing it with me:

What a friend we have in cheeses

Shredded, sliced and stick and block

A thirteen year old making “Dad” jokes… Come on! I don’t need the competition. (I’m not actually a Dad, I just joke like one.)

I’m gonna have to shred this one.

Last week I was in Manhattan. Went to Zabar’s, the deli AKA “Jews For Cheeses”.

There’s so many holes in this it must be Swiss. Let’s Edam.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to dis a Brie

I cheddar the world and a Feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for Stilton

till here from the internets———————-

Some cheese wants to be Bleu, too

Some cheese wants to be Buchette d’Anjou

Some cheese wants to be cubed

Some cheese will be braided by you

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Colby or Chevre, if you please

I ferment the milk and then I squeeze

Everybody needs penicillium

We’re being pun-ished this morning.

Not even Wensleydale?

What? I thought it was a fire breathing lizard too.

he must’ve been thinking of goudazilla – it’s easy to get confused…

To brie or not to brie, now what was your question?

It might have been funny except gouda isn’t pronounced “goodah” it’s pronounced “gowdah” with a Dutch guttural G