Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    She can turn you off, too.

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    whahoppened  over 3 years ago

    Oooh! She’s flying! Have a safe trip.

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    boniface22  over 3 years ago

    Guys almost always sleep on that side.

    No mile High Club for him tonight.

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    I bet Alexa was listening the whole time.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    She feels like she’s flying. Is he her McDreamy?"

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    Then why are you talking?

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ha ha, cell phones. Lol.

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    davanden  over 3 years ago

    Cut off from the world?

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least they’re not smoking.

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    Znox11  over 3 years ago

    If he can’t get the job done, she can also put herself in vibrate mode.

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    hoffquotes2  over 3 years ago

    Why not just sleep mode

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Just press “snooze” ….

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    tmassick  over 3 years ago

    “Battery full”

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    StoicLion1973  over 3 years ago

    These must be Arlo & Janis’ cellphones….

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m not at all sure of how to interpret the implications of “Airplane Mode,” but one thing I’m sure of: the one who’s speaking is happy about it.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    she’s vibrating…?

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    Well done (◠‿・)

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    stevenxfiles  almost 3 years ago

    You’re positively radiating!

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