Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 19, 2021

Go on. Picture that if you can.

My brother is full of germs. That might be why he smells bad.

It’s when those germs get to be the size of a Blue Whale then things get REALLY interesting!

… if it COULD crawl up your nose.

Easier for you to crawl up an elephant’s nose… on the outside.

Hypotheticals are such fun.

And drive an entire nation crazy too, Nerwin!

now just think about how tough it is to put an elephant in a refrigerator…

Just wear a mask. Science has shown that elephants can’t get through a mask.

Shades of George Herriman evident in today’s Broom Hilda…

Yeeeeeowie

They’re easier to avoid if you can see them.

The very thought boggles the mind! —And makes me want to sneeze…ACH-CHOO!

This has Elephants and nose in it, so here goes: “May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose May an Elephant caress you with his toes May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose.” Credit to Little Jimmy Dickens.