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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 26, 2008
Transcript:
Plumber: Wow... a doorbell! Wonder how it works... Man: What's going on? Woman: I came home to a flooded kitchen... Plumber: Everything's under control, sir! Man: What's the diagnosis? Plumber: Looks like you got a busted shuttlecock! Man: You mean, ball cock shutoff? Plumber: Well, that may be the fancy term for it... Man: But isn't a ball cock valve in a toilet? Plumber: Well, technically, I suppose. But a leak's a leak! Man: Wouldn't it help if you turn off the supply lines first? Plumber: Well, yeah, some elitist licensed plumber might do it that way, but I'd rather use good 'ol common sense! Man: You don't know a thing about plumbing, do you? Plumber: No, but I agree with you on abortion. Woman: He does, honey - I checked.
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
Hey, now thatâs funny! Â Apropos, as well. Obama doesnât know a thing about being president, but he agrees with you about taxing the rich.
UncaAlby over 16 years ago
Just one more thing I have to mention before I go off to do more important things â Â You remember what I complaining about with people voting without knowing anything about what theyâre voting about? Well, I just found out that my daughter â who I convinced to register â thought that Obama was Governor of Illinois. Â
Oy vay. She wasnât going to vote at first, and I had to go open my big mouth.
jnik23260 over 16 years ago
Wasnât that G.W. Bushâs qualification for head of Iraqi banking (or pretty much anything else)?
stpatme over 16 years ago
Stow it Unc. Obama is vastly more qualified than Caribou Barbie, whoâs so stupid she thinks the Vice President is, âIN CHARGE OF the Senate!!!â
ejcapulet over 16 years ago
Iâll go with UncaAlby on this one. Itâs the president who has the power and needs the qualifications - the VP is just backup so whining about the VP is pretty pointless. Being the VP means you get on-the-job training without being as much of a target.
Nebulous Premium Member over 16 years ago
Well, remember all the rumors about how VP Cheney makes all the decisions and P Bush just signs the paperwork. (I have no links handy, and some wouldnât believe anyway, so Iâll just say that theyâre rumors.)
James7344 over 16 years ago
Neither of them fills me with confidence. However, the president doesnât have to be a rocket scientist, so long as he is smart enough to hire the right cabinet members and stay out of their way. And listen to them sometimes.
mivins over 16 years ago
Good olâ common sense! You betcha.
ironflange over 16 years ago
John Nance Garner described the office of the vice presidency as being ânot worth a bucket of warm piss.â That pretty well sums it up, but itâs too bad nobody ever mentioned this to Cheney.
P.S. Hey, Unca, wouldnât you have more fun with the âMallard Fillmoreâ crowd?
longtimecomicsfan over 16 years ago
Gee, should we apply the same standards to picking a VP as to our selection of a plumber?
The hilarious part is that after a weekâs run of Doonesbury characters refusing to answer questions a la Sarah Palin, I just watched John McCain flat-out refuse to answer a question about Rush Limbaugh on Meet the Press.
Life truly does imitate art.
Durak Premium Member over 16 years ago
I have to agree with you Unc, you need to follow your own advice.
Those arent just rumors, Cheney makes top level policy decisions, on both diplomatic and domestic issues. This isnt just a nmatter if someone abusing his Constitutional authority, it is assuming control of our government. And if McCain/Palin get elected you can count on this policy continuing.
Durak Premium Member over 16 years ago
LameRandomName says, âAnd now, the poor guy who did nothing more than ask a perfectly reasonable question gets to be personally attacked by a CARTOONIST.â
Donât forget LRN that it was John McCain who brought the plumber up and thrust him to the forefront. Everyone else had already gone on to the next big zero news story when McCain decided to dredge up old Whatâs his name the plumber during the debate.
foxglove16 over 16 years ago
Well Lame, it turns out the guy was lying, heâs not licensed and heâs in no position to buy any business, let alone one that nets, not grosses, $250K. He would actually get a tax break under Obama. After all the deductions and loopholes are used, the upper 1% pay 9% of their income in taxes. The middle and working class pays 17% of their income on taxes. Is it socialism to expect the ultra rich to fork up as much as the rest of us?
bell3rose1a over 16 years ago
Who the hell is this Joe the Plumber guy anyway?!The guyâs got a gold plated wrench.
Eugeno over 16 years ago
Good on yâ Unc! We all need a good chuckle nownâen - re taxing the rich - only a fair share - does it seem fair that someone who âmakesâ $400k/annum pays 10% or less, when someone else, who âearnsâ $75k/annum pays 20%, or more? - even if the absolute number of dollars is greater in the former instance? After all - that 20% represents a much bigger proportion than the 10%. Besides, cutting taxes for the rich is sort of âdouble-dippingâ anyway, cuz theyâre the ones who largely benefit from buying the Treasury instruments that are generated by the Fed to loan the govât money it has to borrow to make up the difference in reduced revenue, because the interest on those TâNotes, Bonds and Bills are paid by ⊠the taxpayer ⊠go figger. No wonder Forbeâs âflat-taxâ made no headway - no wiggle room, at all.
But, letâs remember that no matter whoâs elected, neither will have any authority, or control, or oversight of the Federal Reserve System, which is the source of this problem weâve got ⊠nor will Congress - absolutely none. It always interesting to watch Congress put on a show of calling the Chairman of the FedRes to D.C. to explain the âcrisisâ, but never issue any orders or instructions to said Chairman to âfixâ the problem. And by now the Fed âleadershipâ is so inept, and has allowed so much shady âleverage derivativeâ speculation to happen, that itâs likely to collapse of itâs own weight. The Fed has outlived its usefulness, anyway ⊠if it ever had any - except to make the already filthy rich, obscenely rich.
psp101 over 16 years ago
Canât wait to see your humor when Obama brings back the draft:
http://blog.hillary-clintons-voice.com/is-a-military-draft-in-obamas-future-plans-2095
mackado over 16 years ago
âNot true at all. Barackâs people were already savaging him that VERY day, kept at it and are STILL at it. â
Absolutely correct, and the Plumber has been âBlacklistedâ by the Obama supporting Plumberâs Union and canât find a job nowâŠ
Today they destroy a plumber in Ohio, tomorrow theyâll come for youâŠ.
http://bellsouthpwp.net/m/i/mixmach/joeplumberweb.jpg
tukla_ratte over 16 years ago
âThe top 10 percent pay 68 percent of the tab.â
So? How much of the income do they make? How often do they have to decide between eating and paying for heat? Idiot.
Hugh B. Hayve over 16 years ago
HAHAHA! Listen to yourselves! Themâs fightin words! One posts a bunch of made-up numbers as fact and another points to someones blog as proof of political policy. Itâs The Misguided Vs. The UninformedâŠ.who will win? Stay tuned folks! (gotta luv how UncaAlby instigates these arguments and then sits back and watches the fireworks, good job Unca!)
Hugh B. Hayve over 16 years ago
Really everywhere you go on this site that a comic might have any political connotation, there youâll find heated debate. Nothing wrong with that..until things get silly..and on this comics site..silliness will not be tolerated!
markwalton over 16 years ago
Brilliant.