Close to Home by John McPherson for August 20, 2021

Where did she read it? In a “women’s pampering” magazine.;-D

He must have failed basic biology, while she passed phycology.

Just.Rub.Her.Feet!

I think it was in the Onion.

She probably read it the same place she wrote it down.

Bwaaahahahahaa

What if I wanted a girl instead?

Hey, I think I read that in Penthouse, when I was a kid and could still steal them regularly.

Hoping he’s the dad!

Well, you know what the scientists say:

“Rub the feet twice a day, a boy is sure to be on the way.”

Science is just AWESOME!

So is that dirt on the floor by her hand and his feet?

Actually, in a cartoon on GoComics.

In the GULLIBLE THINGS magazine…

She don’t look pregnant maybe it is a ruse! ;o}

I wish I had known this when I was pregnant. ’Honey, do want a girl or a boy? Well, then……….

Q-Anon web site.

She obviously didn’t choose this guy for his brains.

Giving foot massages will get you a lot more is you are smart — happy wife is a happy life.

She has such an evil grin. :-)))

Ha, she probably isn’t even pregnant.

Thank God(dess) for DNA testing.