Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 26, 2021

Murray…..how are things with the rest of the meece?

Don’t roll your eyes until you meet Bullwinkle.

When there’s a moose on the loose,

standing under a spruce,

that’s a Murray

Night at the Museum, park ranger style.

You’re the one who wanted to work at the park, Ralph!

Murray the Moose meets Ralph the Ranger

At least it’s not Morris. https://www.madmusic.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=397

(Sorry, I couldn’t find a site with the full audio, but at least we’ve got lyrics and a clip of the first verse here)

There are now occasional moose visiting our little town in Colorado. They are BIG, much bigger than the elk. Also, they are bad tempered. And they are beautiful.

i can only imagine the conversations i would have with all the critters i encounter on my daily walk at the park; especially today after the thunderstorms we had overnight.

Pretty small moose. Definitely intelligent, but still pretty small…..

“You aren’t going to pull a rabbit out of a hat, are you?”

“I never do…”

At what point does Ralph wake up?

A mööse ônce bit my sister.

Is this the park where all the animals are out-of-work actors in costume?

Say could you sub for me at the welcome station?

Does Murray belong to the Moose Lodge?

Lay off the mushrooms Ralph…