Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 23, 2022
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Transcript:
president's day stain review george washington used a dentifrice concocted of turpentine & tung oil. of course it got all over the towels. andrew jackson was known to blow his nose on the curtains. teddy roosevelt had to gnaw constantly so his incisors wouldn't grow through his skull. teethmarks are just as bad as stains. chok calvin coolidge cleaned his fish in the oval office & not too neatly. a big ketchup fan, richard nixon sometimes got clumsy with the bottle. george bush spit up more often than is generally known.
The Real Zarth Arn about 2 years ago
I can think of a later president who was a little messy with Ketchup . . .
jmolay161 about 2 years ago
And what particular day that was on! Also, I am not sure that Nixon got ketchup on his shirt. He probably got a bloody beat-down while being threatened by Gordon Liddy during Watergate.
boniface22 about 2 years ago
spit up?
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago
Ketchup and cottage cheese? Are we sure Bush isn’t feeling ill becauze he saw into the previous panel?
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Leaves no stain on history, however. Presidents will be presidents, whoever they are….