Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 23, 2021

Obviously he is not a good candidate for the job of being a dog.

R.J. failed the first test.

Come to think of it, none of my dogs would ever sit on command. On the other hand, none ever cursed at me, either.

Hey, RJ, I thought this was a family strip. Watch your language.

Verne when you say “Sit” to RJ have a twinkie ready as a reward …. when he sits ;-)

Q: Why do raccoons not make good pets? A: (See comic)

Sounds more like RJ should apply for the job of cat.

Language, R.J.

Woonu?

Raccoons are raccoons. Not dogs, Verne.

He’d make a better cat with that attitude.

That’s not the way a dog behaves, RJ. Therefore, you fail as a dog.

Dogs have humans SO bamboozled. (And RJ, you left out the extensive, expensive health care)

so a malamute

no, that’s a cat

Ah. He Could be a Cocker Spaniel, or a Dachshund.

Sorry, R.J an trash panda you are, an Trash panda you will be