The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 23, 2021

Usually armadillos are waving their little feet up in the air.

I’ve heard that armadillo armor is bulletproof…but obviously not Buick-proof

At least they aren’t eating fast food.

I’d like a pet armadillo. I’d train him to roll into a ball, carry him in a golf bag and name him “Brunswick”…

Ew

I’ve never seen a live armadillo.

they created slow food with me in mind…

On the road again….

They seem to have no problem eating on the road. [or off the road, beside the road, in the ditch, from a car grill – wherever roadkill is found.]

Why did the armadillo cross the road anyway?

Is he implying that there’s a fast armadillo?

But you could have had one killed by a V8.

Serious comment of the day: I’ve read that the reason so many die on the road is that their instinct is to jump up when an oncoming cars approaches, instead of jumping to the side. (We now return you to funny comments)

Excuse me, sir’s, please use these napkins and wet-wipes.

Poor Armadillo. Why did the vulture get on the plane with two dead raccoons under his wings? Because he was told he could bring two carrion.

As a participant of a myriad of cross country trips, I can definitely attest to how hard it is to eat healthy on the road(whether stopping for lunch or camping)