Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 24, 2021

har-dee-har-har, Andy

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny poor Guitar Bob is always the brunt of our HERO Mr Andrew Capp but could the drunken little sot do any better? :o) my avatar is a spoof of gang owned SUV impounded by the law and used against organized crime, how ow was your day and I am praying for you to have a successful donation of your life saving blood, our day should be busy but we should cope I hope ,no shopping todo or errands ton we both are in a good mood in spite of the searing heat wave and my discomfort so we are staying in the house drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Can he yodel?

ZING

Did he not live up to his contract to his other selves?

So, what musical instruments did your other personalities play before they left?

From Affie with affection @Number Three:" Today’s strip IS funny poor Guitar Bob is always the brunt of our HERO Mr Andrew Capp but could the drunken little sot do any better? :o) my avatar is a spoof of gang owned SUV impounded by the law and used against organized crime, how ow was your day and I am praying for you to have a successful donation of your life saving blood, our day should be busy but we should cope I hope ,no shopping todo or errands ton we both are in a good mood in spite of the searing heat wave and my discomfort so we are staying in the house drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady"

It looks like Guitar Bob lost in the argument between Me, Myself, and I. Did he become a pub singer after therapy?

Andy might not heckle some of the guitar people I know. Our mamas taught us manners. We’d be happy to instruct him.

Was that before or after he partnered with Phoebe Buffay ?

He thinks he’s successful now? How delusional. In fact, I think Jack should keep him from playing until closing time.

Me, too – terrific response!! Ha, ha!!

♫♪♪ “I don’t wanna be a one man band

I don’t wanna be a rolling stone alone

Putting miles on a run-down van

Baby, we can take our own show on the road

I’ll lay down the beat, you’ll carry the tune

We’ll get tattoos, and we’ll trash hotel rooms

Baby, take my hand

I don’t wanna be a one man band” ♪♪♪

Homer Simpson was once a one man band. It didn’t work out well for him either, as he got attacked by an organ grinder’s monkey.

He’s his own Yoko Ono.

Having a disagreement with one’s self is rather silly ain’t it? But no doubt Andy is trying to stir the s**t.

xxx

@Afficionado

I done it! It was indeed 3rd time lucky for me today. That’s why I will always remain Number Three. Whoo hoo! I finally made a successful blood donation.

I’m commenting late because I went for a drink with a friend afterwards. He very kindly bought it for me because I didn’t have enough money. I have offered to pay him back but he said it’s OK. The offer is still there though.

It has been very warm today. As I’m writing this, I am dripping with sweat. I’m glad I have my hair tied back into a plait. Currently have the fan blowing on me.

Thank you so much to everybody for their support. And before I forget, I’d like to say a massive Congratulations to JH&Cats who was finally able to donate blood not too long ago with the American Red Cross. Proud of you.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Give him the Welcome mat…