Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 01, 2021

Well you gotta know when to hold ’em… know when to fold ’em.

Is he capable of multiple origami?

Now THAT’s rubbing it in

The folding music is Paper Roses.

“Bad news, Jay, I got the ‘Spastic Colon’ people on the line…Can you hold?…You can’t?” – The Critic

Too much of that will make your fingers creasy.

Also is the poker hand hotline.

Another paper tiger.

He never could win anything at poker because he would always …

There is a guy in a recovery program who has been afraid to start doing origami because he is afraid that once he starts, he will want to spindle and mutilate too.

Well if I could do that, I wouldn’t be calling you.

Those origami snails are coming along nicely!

May still have a clipping somewhere about the Japanese Banking Crisis: The Origami Bank folded; the Sumo Bank went belly-up; the Karate Bank gave their employees the chop; employees at the Sushi Bank smelled something fishy and thought they were getting a raw deal …

They’re dragon him down.

LOLZ