WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 26, 2021

They save the “fragile” ones to play football with.

Shouldn’t his hat say Amazon?

College days I worked the rush at the post office one Christmas. I asked about the packages mark “fragile”. Super said to throw it gently. All the parcel got the same treatment…..“gently” thrown……across the room.

Hey, at least he’s honest…

I had a book ruined recently when the idiot at the post office tried to shove it into my small PO box instead of putting it in a package locker. I went in and asked him very calmly why he shoved my book into the PO box. His response? “It didn’t say don’t bend ‘er nothin’. So I thought it was okay.”

‘Fragile’ just means throw underhand.

That’s what happens when you mark them fragile.

How could the person receiving the package write fragile on it?

“If the package of cookies is broken ya get to eat ’em”

Wait until he finds the package which she is going to set on fire and leave on his front porch…after ringing his doorbell then running away.

Sure, but no hackysack!

“YOU didn’t "??? Who sends a package to themselves? The sender didn’t write fragile.

As if having FRAGILE written on it would have changed the way they treated it.

Hey! Is that my mailman?

The DeJoy Post office at work(?) I went out for the paper this morning and found yesterday’s mail on the porch too. Apparently they made no effort to slide it in our slot, or, knock on the door and just left it there. I hope there weren’t any packages.

When I received an empty post office mailer envelope, I was told that the glue doesn’t hold when it’s hot so you have to use tape. Thanks, that’s so helpful.