Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 01, 2021

I think you forgot the ants.

Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

I mean, that IS a full house, in the BC universe: it’s everyone in the world

With only four players on the team, do they also only play four innings?

Well, at least 9 and 4 are both “square” numbers.

Don’t underestimate the power of small ball

And one of the girls (the FB) becomes the umpire.

Just fungo for a half-hour.

To get a crowd, the team needs to start hitting home runs. That’ll draw in the crowds.

Well, if the girls go nuts for home runs… ☺

A caveman can dream can’t he?

If you hit them, they will come.

The year before Barry Bonds signed with the Giants they had an attendance of less than 400,000. The first year he was on the team they had attendance of 2,000,000+ and finished 1 game behind the Braves for the division. The increase in revenues that first year alone covered all of Bond’s first contract. Then Sosa and McGuire had their juiced up home run race and Bonds decided to juice and it all went down hill from there. But yeah, fans love to see the long ball.

As long as there are girls there, hit home runs!

It could be argued that Wiley is just a tad “batty.”

Peg leg Sarge is back.