Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 02, 2021

We’ve finally discovered what happened to one our greatest scientists…

René Descartes, exhausted from his busy day analyzing geometry, stopped at his local watering hole to have a beer before heading home. He finished it quickly and put down the glass.

“Will you have another, René?” the bartender inquired.

“I think not,” Descartes replied…

And disappeared.

Oy begorra…

You’d think someone would manage to stack six M&Ms, but I guess that’s pretty tricky.

Every time I buy a bag or box of m&ms about half of them have a “w” on them.

I’m surprised those fries didn’t end up on Most Expensivest.

Will Cutbill is one super bored man. Perhaps he should head for a plate of those super fries.Ripley records are ludicrous and sure bring out the strangest people

Yeah, stacking candy. Yes indeed. Stacking candy. …. stacking candy … stac…….

Take care, may asylum grounds keeper Manolito Maximord be with you, and gesundheit.

No, it WON’T set me back $200. I will gladly NOT pay $200 for those fries.

200 bucks sounds like a good deal for gold

What is the point of putting gold, something that is no digestible, on any food? I doubt it even has any fiber value.

Might as well use the solid gold toilet to send your golden poop to the waste treatment plant.

Did that bat in Tel Aviv fly all the way to Manhattan for the pomme frites?

And why is it pommes frites in Tel Aviv, but pomme frites in Manhattan?

I’m concerned about edible gold dust, can you get heavy metal poisoning from it? Gold is like RIGHT next to mercury on the periodic table and we all know what that stuff does to you.

Except they wouldn’t say “pommes frites” they would say “chips”

I’m assuming that the eaten gold dust, being almost chemically inert, was not toxic.(But I wouldn’t go through the excrement the next day to retrieve it.)