Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 07, 2021

Aren’t legumes the musical fruit?

I can eat peanuts with my dentures, but its not easy

I could eat a bowl of beans that big, but that would lead to other issues

Peanuts: So many can’t stand you. I’m not one of those. I can stand you. I can sit you. And I can eat you lying down.

I like you roasted in the shell and like you with red skin as well.

I will eat you here and I will eat you there. I will eat you anywhere. I do so like you, goober peas. And I thank you on my knees.

In the Carolinas you can buy boiled peanuts……very tasty hot or cold!

Ooooh NUTS!

I noticed he’s not standing for them.

so peanuts are not just for the birds…?

Frigid Legumes (cool beans)

Horace has been living alone too long.

I put a nickel in the slot

But all I ever got

Was five salted peanuts.

Salt PEAnuts! Salt PEAnuts!

Possibly burned