Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 08, 2021

Mary better take her leave, stat!

I can see Andy’s dinner being dumped on his head.

Flo isn’t happy. That means Andy is in deep doo doo. Even worse, he is talking to a strange female.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s debunking of of mystics comes back and hits him :o) my avatar is of a Doberman behind a fence with a caption that if you want to know how hell is go over to his side , I debunking it , there is no such a thing as a bad dog only bad owners ,I had a girl Doberman I named Brunhilda , Hilda for short and all I got was slobbered with kisses and my legs lashed by her tail :o) how was your day? Our day should be busy but happy being the Village fiest of il Vittoria or Il Bambina , native villagers have from one to tree family members called Victor or Vicky, but are staying inside the house because of the continuing heat wave we are both in a good mood but staying in rooms with A/C or huge fans drinking lots of chilled peace flavoured water, have you ever heard of a cat eating Wheatabix like our Bella does keep save and thanks for caring young Lady

What is she going to do with that plate of food? Was that his meal?

Old joke, Man visits physic she tells him “You will meet a woman. She will give you bad advice and take your money.” Man pays physic and leaves. Physic counts money and looks at crystal ball and says “This thing is starting to work.”

Andy’s dinner….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-8th-september-2021-24893468

Lucky bloke. No crystal ball.

Flo’s cooking is seldom anything but trouble.

From our Mystic Maltese @Number Three:" Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s debunking of of mystics comes back and hits him :o) my avatar is of a Doberman behind a fence with a caption that if you want to know how hell is go over to his side , I debunking it , there is no such a thing as a bad dog only bad owners ,I had a girl Doberman I named Brunhilda , Hilda for short and all I got was slobbered with kisses and my legs lashed by her tail :o) how was your day? Our day should be busy but happy being the Village fiest of il Vittoria or Il Bambina , native villagers have from one to tree family members called Victor or Vicky, but are staying inside the house because of the continuing heat wave we are both in a good mood but staying in rooms with A/C or huge fans drinking lots of chilled peace flavoured water, have you ever heard of a cat eating Wheatabix like our Bella does keep save and thanks for caring young Lady"

At least Flo’s not a violent lady, no rolling pin in hand.

What’s worse? Florrie’s anger or having to eat the burnt food?

Hm. Must be Wednesday, innit?

That’s pretty hostile, the mrs, scowl aface, bringing your burnt dinner to the pub.

We all know that Andy is NOT a pagan god, so why does Flo keep giving him burnt offerings?!?

Wow…it doesn’t appear to be black

Wow – such a terrific gag I go for in this strip!!

Bah, so much for “second sight”!

Oh look, Flo brought you something to wear.

Steak Flambe , has their lovely flame died ?

The second sight is going to be the sight of Andy wearing that meal in just a second!

My Mum went to see a psychic who was pretty good and accurate. APART FROM: “Your daughter is going to grow up to be very clever”

Can’t have it all I suppose but I doubt my Mum even cares that I’m not clever.

xxx

@Afficionado

My Mum had a Doberman (Candy) who lived until the age of 11. She used to cuddle up to my Mum on the sofa and rest her head on her baby bump (where I was residing)

However my Mum was criticised for having Candy around me when I was a baby because “those dogs are vicious” Rubbish. She was soft as butter and was so protective of me. I just wish I had been old enough to appreciate and love her.

It was a beautiful, warm day today. If it’s the same tomorrow, I will maybe head off to the beach or sit at the waterfront.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

@JH&Cats

Congratulations on finding out where your blood donation went! Mine went to King Mill Hospital, Mansfield (Nottingham) nearly a week ago. I’m so happy you are able to donate again.

The old building behind me are now apartments. My current avatar doesn’t show it but there is now a “To Let” sign in one of the windows.

I predict that dinner will end up getting smashed in Andy’s face.

I see the psychic lost both her lips and the whites of her eyes in the last panel. She must be extremely terrified!

Sometimes you don’t need 2nd sight, the 1st sight is enough.