FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 28, 2021

Are you getting the message, Jason?

So that is the reason people wear sequins.

She seems a bit salty.

Better up your game Jason

“Here lies Andy who made Eggplant Tofu casserole 1 time too many”

Reminds me of a dumb Dexter joke I came up with years ago.

Q: What drove Dexter to become a serial killer?

A: Dee-Dee walked into his laboratory one time too many.

However, a pinch of salt in a gallon of milk will make it stay fresh longer.

Jason needs this Halloween mask:

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Turnabout is fair play, Jason.

How uncharacteristically creative of Paige. Touche!

The scariest thing is, he must be cut up into pieces to be in that many graves!

Jason must be part cat…

“Here lies Roger who tried to eat his age in platefuls one time too many”…

Seriously, Paige, enough. If you never wanted a brother, just say so. No need for so much bullying.

So in her mind, he got either cloned or dismembered.