Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2021

Holy crap! Better get Nightmare a woman fast!

Aha, a sneaky product placement, eh.

I see that Nightmare’s goons like to hide their faces. Or maybe they wear those to hold their bones together after Rip gets done with them.

On another note, Baby Fireball’s hair is looking nice, too.

Uh oh! Baby Fireball said “Goo”…those goons better have their health insurance paid up…

Last one to the spa is…….a mess!!!

We will get back to the violence, mayhem and kidnapping, after this KA-MERCIAL break…Do you want your hair to look fabulous and bouncy, while being a victim of a kidnapping? Do you want your villain beard to smell like a fresh meadow? Than use, Garnier Fructis Shampoo! Good Guy and Bad Guy, Approved! And now, back to the mayhem…

Did Breezy and Cobra consult on which outfits to wear on this adventure? They both seems to be wearing the same type of tops, short black skirts, with high boots.(Did Dan get a fee for that product placement?)

I don’t recall seeing such long hair on Baby Fireball before. Maybe it’s nearly time for her to be called Toddler Fireball now?

COBRA: “I didn’t leave you Nightmare because of Rip. I left you because, well, you’re you.” (The old it’s not me, it’s you routine.)

ka-product placement

HOLD ON!!! Is it keratin-free? Keratin totally weighs down my hair. It takes all the fun out of washing it.

KA-MEADOW FRESH!

Nightmare uses shampoo? That’s surprising.

I thought Baby Fireball was feistier than this.