Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 08, 2021

Your crumbs in my cleavage??

I used to lose a lot of earrings in there.

Tell me about it.

My wife sometimes has that problem, but it doesn’t bother her because she knows that I’m always willing to police the area. ;-)

Happens with men and moustaches, too, Aunty!

Get your husband to lick them off.

i’m trying to picture exactly how auntie’s eating that she’s getting crumbs in someone else’s cleavage. sounds even kinkier than her usual habits…

This is not a problem I have. However, I am able to floss out a whole ’nother meal from my teeth after eating.

i always wished for bigger boobs than i have. when i eat anything that may happen to fall from my fork or spoon lands in my lap!

Looks like maybe Auntie’s spare tire gets more work than her boobs.

Great place for getting ear rubs.

She could wear a bib. But then she wouldn’t be showing her cleavage.

Those boobs will be a Godsend when you drop hard candies!

You should have someone help with the crumb removal, then you won’t hate it so much.

How can Ged do a cleavage comic and not show any?

We can see what shape you’re in Auntie, we know anything dropped in your cleavage, will stop in your navel.

Feed the boobs. Tuppence a bag.

Being a guy, I never had that problem until I got Old & Fat.

I hate it when people are such slobs that crumbs fall in their cleavage — or anyone else’s.