F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 15, 2021

I think he brushed too hard.

A little dab of super glue will do that.

Or maybe it was all the meth.

Buy a bottle opener….

Old man teeth are called implants. They grow in for only a few 1000 each

I lost three teeth before I wised up, bought a water pick, and used the prescription sodium fluoride toothpaste diligently. Don’t use mouthwash or other rinse afterward.

or not……

Not sure “growing” is the correct verb. How about “inserted”