Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 30, 2021

I’d move my hand if I were him. (was?)

Never thought that there was a practical use for that Tom & Jerry-catfold…

Squeeze cat

Is too a squeaky toy! Listen when I squeeze it.

Failed audition for the Lawrence Welk Show.

Ok, now you’ve gone too far….

Limited tonal range. However, not a bad use for a cat (otherwise, they are fairly useless).

I can almost hear “Lady of Spain”.

Should have been accompanied by Ken Ewing and his Musical Mice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saY10AWXLIY

It’s a Catcertina.

It makes you wonder what the cat bagpipe looks like. But it would sound the same,

Hey buddy, watch where you’re puttin’ that right thumb.

Yes it does sound a little like a caterwaul!