Monty by Jim Meddick for September 24, 2021

Gives new meaning to the word “roomie”.

You know when Feng Shui has been incorrectly applied. The next 5.0 caves the wall on your bed.

The only bad feng shui in that room is blonde.

The one thing that makes moving in with Monty look like a good option.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

Monty responds: “I was wondering why I run to the bathroom so often”.

That’s the kind of crap you need.

You can Feng shui your butt out

I love feng shui, especially with soya sauce.

I think she got fenged by her new roommate.

Looks like my attic…and my garage…and my storage room…sigh.

If you need a fountain to meditate, you’ve got water on the brain. :)

Room for the fountain, the furniture not so much.

Well, isn’t she just precious. :)

Feng Shui woo-woo crap.

Conveniently placed right next to the window, for the next adjustment.

Ha ha ha.

Feng Shui is Chinese for sucker!

Dear Dehlia’s Spacy Blonde Roommate: Please take your feng shui somewhere out in California. I hear they like that kind of thing out there. Leave Cheesequake to be New Jersey Natural!

There’s gotta be a joke in here somewhere about combining feng shui and origami.