Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 18, 2021

Ralph wants no part of this debate.

And Hebrew National took off early Friday.

They should have brought in a chemist to explain what’s in anything called “loaf.”

His first name is Oscar.

I’m gonna have to listen to a lot of tunes this morning to dislodge that one from my brain now…

Every time I think of a witty comment, I start to get hungry and grab a snack. (brb)

A Deli meet?

B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Yes, it’s “10% water” (truth in advertising?)

If there is something to “get” here, I don’t get it.

O. S. C. A. R. ?

Who DOESN’T know his first name, lol?

It is no coincidence that they are bringing bologna in to explain the bologna.

It’s really Joe …!

He looks a little “fried”.

It sounds more like a jerky comment.

It’s O-S-C-A-R…

His last name is M-A-Y-E-R.

This is the comic du jour. Good one!

Sausage Bolognese is so much better than whatever Oscar makes.

He may be a bologna, but he wishes he was a wiener.

I fear the news for the company may be the wurst.