Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 21, 2021

Be grateful, Agnes! You have natural swim fins!!

….@ least, Agnes, you’re not a 5 finger Freak!

Agnes is disfigured from top to bottom, but we love her just the way she is

I thought she was wearing grandmas old discarded slippers.

I pagliacci.

Drives glove makers crazy.

When you think about it, someone with equal size fingers would be considered a freak.

But big feet give one a better grip on the ground. Speaking from experience, Agnes.

Surprised she hasn’t thought about stomping grapes to make her fortune

wait ’til she finds out that her ears are asymmetrical…

“Well . . . you do have feet like Godzilla.”

Trout, in panel three, is the epitome of tact — and a good friend.