Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 25, 2021

A pet goat? Maybe Agnes should change her name to “Esmeralda”.

Go with the geep: goat/sheep mix. Adorable: yes. Unholy freak of nature that should not be possible: absolutely.

Grannie will undoubtedly have an opinion.

Agnes’s inanities often get my goat. I don’t know if it is small or not, I don’t have anyone else’s goat to compare it with.

Tiny goats are adorable on top of your pickup truck.

Goats really are adorable! Cute and playful. They will keep your lawn down, cost a LOT less than a horse (never mind how I know that) and can be rented out to clear brush and weeds from other people yards. If you have a nanny, the milk is very good, and people who are allergic to cows milk can tolerate it. Both Hubby and Middle kid drank it.

No longer “Boss Woman” Now Boss person.

The greatest!

A Tiny Goat would be the Greatest of All Time! In other words…

Wait for it…

A GOAT Goat Mote!

My Husband’s cousin had an African Pygmy Goat. Black with long straight up horns, and piecing yellow eyes. It looked like the model for Satan.NOT CUTE !

I have to admit, those are some compelling arguments.

Should always start there first. Saves wear and tear on the brain…..

I had Nubian goats. Too large for optimum. I would have preferred Angolan goats but Customs wouldn’t allow it.

it’s hard to tell if agnes is kidding…

The tiny goat as a lawyer accessory could be handy if he eats the other guy’s briefs. (But hopefully not while he’s wearing them!)