Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 24, 2021

There was a bar on the other side of the road, so I think the chicken wins.

They stopped arguing because the chicken couldn’t bear it and the bear was too chicken to continue.

It’s asinine!

Careful, chicken. He gets hungry, he eats you.

a bear and a chicken walk into a bar

So now we know why the chicken crossed the road. But do we know why the chicken crossed the playground? To get to the other slide!

He was going to bear his soul but chickened out.

And lets drink a toast to Mr. Squirrel who tried to cross the road but…

I think bear wins. He probably won’t get killed crossing the mountain, but chicken crossing the road…..splat.

Extra points for “ursinine”!!!

“ursinine”. Love it!