Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 24, 2021

This sounds like a job for Knife Hat.

I was contemplating this subject just yesterday when eating lunch in my car at work, and almost choking on my Mac ‘N’ Cheese. Fortunately there was a lot of that cheese sauce, and the obstruction finally cleared.

Dark,but I’m starting to see the light…

If his plan really works, Scott won’t be at the funeral to deliver it.

I figure my headstone will read:

“Well, Sh!+…..That didn’t work…”

I’ve never liked funerals. I’ll probably skip mine.

I would not want someone to find my mummified body a long time after I died, but I honestly wouldn’t care what gets done with the corpse. I’ll be dead, I won’t know about it.

Depends how. If it’s from an exploding car, I’d rather be alone at the time.

“Always look on the bright side of life…”