Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 29, 2021

If we see that your smoking, we’ll assume your on fire and take appropriate measures

Tell us again why you married her?

He should go outside to light up his dog turd.

…and if you light that thing up, you will think you’ve been hit by lightning.

Shazam!

My ex used to join me for a cigar… Nothing much sexier than a twenty one year old girl smoking a Corona Corona…

i wouldn’t want to be with someone that smokes.the smell is horrible!

“… And the lightning flashes in her eyes, and he Knows that she Knows…”

I still smh when I think that smoking of any kind (except joints unfortunately) was allowed indoors.

A long time ago my mother and several of her friends visited. One of them was a chain smoker. She spent most of her visit in our driveway. That was her first and last visit.

Been there, done that.

When I was much younger, I would hate it when I hadn’t finished my meal the the guys started lighting up their cigars.

I feel a storm coming…….

my dad smoked for a very long time.he quit when he was in his 70’s.he never got cancer.my mom wasn’t a smoker but she got cancer.luckily she survived.