Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2021

Oh, ka-no! It’s a Pinto!!

An anagram of “rhetorical questions” is “Not historic squealer.”

Oh no. It’s the ghost car rider.

It’s your own (un)doing Ripster

It’s a Chrysler product, maybe it caught fire on it’s own!

No, no keep asking them, Rip. Each one is more entertaining than the last.

Fire-in-the-Whole Car???

Holly Flinging Flaming Car, Ripman!!

Is rip in the middle of Nowhere?

When a new disease would appear, I would say, “once we conquer this disease, something worse will come along”. Sadly new diseases keep coming along. So I have quit saying that phrase. May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.

I’ve heard of fireships, but firecars?

Ka-THOMPSON HAS SOMETHING AGAINST CHRYSLER 300s, APPARENTLY.

ka-erotema

More cardio, less weights. I knew a couple of guys in college who were Israeli special forces, they were skinny dudes who seemingly could run forever.

KA-FLAMING CAR!

Never say “what else could go wrong?” or “things can’t get any worse.” That’s just asking for trouble.

Yeah… Pancake Withdrawal can do that, now and then…

Is that a burning Rolls?

Rip’s having what we call a Harley day.

What do you have against Chrysler, Dan?

Looks like Rip is about to be run over by the world’s fanciest Ford Pinto!