Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2021

Who is Barton? This gets more twisted every day, like eating Papa Murphy’s Chicago Stuffed Pizza(which has chicken and green onion on its top crust).

Maybe Barton didn’t believe you wouldn’t tell. That he likes pineapple on his pizza. The twit.

Apparently Barton didn’t trust her, so he tried to make a sweetheart flambé (with or without pineapple.)

Ka-Shame on Barton!!!

So there are people who DON’T like pineapple on pizza? Who knew?

Ka-BARTON?

ka-anchovies

Gimme the pineapples. Keep the pizza.

KA-BARTON!

Could be worse. At least it wasn’t anchovies.

Something smells fishy, but it might just be the anchovies.