Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2021

They’re not dumb asps.

“That’s dethspicable”, said the third contestant.

♫♪

Jenny, I got your number

I need to make you mine

Jenny, don’t change your number

♪♫

It was on the tip of his tongue, but he didn’t say it.

Robby could not have wagered $15,000 to end with a total of $20,000. That would have meant that he had had only $5,000 – he would only be able to wager $5,000.

With those snakes around, that poor duck’s life is in jeopardy!

This was the final straw! Now he has to go back to the web from whence he came….he’s so quacked up

He lost on Jeopardy, Baby! Oh o o o.

And there you have it, Mr. Thompson. The comic cops have busted you. Reality in the face of artistic whim. Have a great non-serious day all.

That is odd, I would think that would be his response for everything.

The snakes cleaned up with the Old Dutch.

if they didn’t get the answer right they’d really be in dutch…

I loved the way it intertwined with 2 snakes choosing quack and the duck. Thinking out side the box. Awesome.