The neighbor is getting a heck of a view. When my wife was in the hospital having our first child I went home to feed the dog and then returned (this was before she was anywhere near giving birth). I walked into her room only to find some other woman with her leg spread way apart for the doctor. They had moved my wife and not told me. Like this guy, I got a view I could have done without.
Unless there is another medical professional up there with her, will she have to cut the cord after giving birth or will they just let gravity do the job for them (NOT a good outcome for either mother nor child in that case)?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago
I can’t wait for the fire birth.
Dobber Premium Member about 3 years ago
The expression on the guy on the right says it all.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
how ent-ertaining…
Doug K about 3 years ago
It looks like it could end up being airborne.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Unless he moves before her water breaks, he will get a bath.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Where’s your catcher’s mitt?
Havel about 3 years ago
Another branch on the family tree.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Our twins were water delivery. The Mrs was in the tub for six hours. The girls have turned out quite alright.
Fantom Premium Member about 3 years ago
Afterwards, don’t leave her in the tree.
Buoy about 3 years ago
Shouldn’t he be wearing a poncho?
Bill The Nuke about 3 years ago
The neighbor is getting a heck of a view. When my wife was in the hospital having our first child I went home to feed the dog and then returned (this was before she was anywhere near giving birth). I walked into her room only to find some other woman with her leg spread way apart for the doctor. They had moved my wife and not told me. Like this guy, I got a view I could have done without.
StephenRice about 3 years ago
It’s not nice of him to stick her with the upper birth.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Dude, you ain’t no Tarzan.
cheap_day_return about 3 years ago
This is just about “F Minus” level of comedy.
ChrisTrey about 3 years ago
Unless there is another medical professional up there with her, will she have to cut the cord after giving birth or will they just let gravity do the job for them (NOT a good outcome for either mother nor child in that case)?
tinstar about 3 years ago
That’s kind of going out on a limb, just to be different.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Even the dog knows this will not end well.