The secret is to buy one of those electric tire inflators so you can inflate your own bologna.
IIRC, Calvin used to tease Suzie by claiming that baloney is cross-sectional slices of dachshunds.
i get all my baloney from the news
“Thats a lot of Baloney!!!”
Everything is going up, except my SS and retirement check. I noticed that propane refills went up 50 cents a bottle.
Grow your own politicians?
I notice Fang is keeping his mouth shut. Maybe he knows how indiscriminately baloney meat is selected.
Will also need a pizza tree.
The last panel shows why we need to better know where our food comes from.
Buy cheap hot dogs and flatten them with a mallet, same thing.
Now with more testicles.
Sow much for that idea.
In the unlikely event they were able to make their own baloney, they would probably never eat baloney again.
they should be singing weird al yankovic’s my bologna.
There’s a never ending supply of lips and assholes in Congress.
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sirbadger over 3 years ago
The secret is to buy one of those electric tire inflators so you can inflate your own bologna.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
IIRC, Calvin used to tease Suzie by claiming that baloney is cross-sectional slices of dachshunds.
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
i get all my baloney from the news
Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Thats a lot of Baloney!!!”
flemmingo over 3 years ago
Everything is going up, except my SS and retirement check. I noticed that propane refills went up 50 cents a bottle.
SamT53 over 3 years ago
Grow your own politicians?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I notice Fang is keeping his mouth shut. Maybe he knows how indiscriminately baloney meat is selected.
assrdood over 3 years ago
Will also need a pizza tree.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
The last panel shows why we need to better know where our food comes from.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Buy cheap hot dogs and flatten them with a mallet, same thing.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Now with more testicles.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Sow much for that idea.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
In the unlikely event they were able to make their own baloney, they would probably never eat baloney again.
manowarrior over 3 years ago
they should be singing weird al yankovic’s my bologna.
bsisler21 over 3 years ago
There’s a never ending supply of lips and assholes in Congress.