Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 08, 2021

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    djlactin  about 3 years ago

    or just to get some money for the pickled herring, instead of just tossing it.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Or to get money for food.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 3 years ago

    “Simpler” always means “better” to simple people.

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    Depending on how large the jar is, if I ate half of the pickled herring in it, I’d probably “hock” it too… ☺

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    Ray*C  about 3 years ago

    I don’t remember bear grease, but I do remember Vaseline Hair Tonic. Probably the same stuff. Or…“Brylcreem, a little dab’ll do ya, Brylcreem, you’ll look so debonair, Brylcreem, the gals’ll all pursue ya,… simply rub a little in your hair.” Not much pursuit except my mom wanting to kill me for greasing the pillow cases.

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    John Wiley Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Bear grease is wonderful for waterproofing leather boots. Unfortunately, it also smells like a bear.

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    I like how his friend (forget his name) progresses from happy in the first panel, then concerned, shock, and finally revulsion. I’m sure if there was room for it in the last panel, Scott would have added a well placed “NGAAAHH!!”.

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    Spiffy  about 3 years ago

    Victorian people would also be able to read that everything was awful 150 years prior.

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