Monty by Jim Meddick for October 13, 2021

Robot: “Oil your feet. Works for me.”

Monty’s looking deep into his sole.

Monty sure is slick.

Apparently there’s more in his shed than a rake and a lawnmower.

If you have a squeaky shoe, put a dryer sheet in it. Don’t know why it works but it does.

I was in a hospital the other day and listened to a nurse walk all the way down the hall, until out of view.

There is an episode of “Cheers” where Cliff got the gang to buy some shoes that he was selling. Everyone was walking around with squeaky shoes. It was funny.

I like it when EB unscrews hid nose.

It does work on rubber. WD-40 is good for squeaking wiper blades dragging on your windshield.

I’ve done this; lightly sprayed between the sole and upper cured a pair of squeaking shoes I owned.

I discovered recently that it was my right ankle making that clicking sound, no matter what shoes I wore. :)

The latest thing in Basketball shoes, they’re extra squeaky for the microphones. Popular with older folks, who miss the sounds of chalk on chalkboards..

My great aunt (who owned a shoe repair business) used to say they squeak until they’re paid for.

WD-40? Good news is that you don’t have to treat your wood floors for awhile…

—Just in case there was any remaining doubt that Monty is an idiot….