Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 16, 2021

Back in my younger days when i played golf. I didn’t need special clubs for that.

Hookers don’t like being sliced. They charge a lot more, too.

Conjoined Club(s).

Would you say conjoined at the head or conjoined at the neck?

Maybe you should try a hockey stick.

somehow, I don’t think that’s gonna improve your golfing skills much… or at all.

….as I remember it, “if it goes left, it’s a ‘hook’.. if it goes right, it’s a ‘slice’ … if it goes down the middle, it’s a freakin’ MIRACLE !!”

I used to make good money on the Golf course, of course I was a salesman not a golfer.