Ontario, Canada is home to the best freshwater cruising in the world. With approximately 250,000 lakes and over 100,000km of rivers. I wonder which river she dropped it in?
Since engineer jokes are so popular, here’s a joke that’s at least half of one:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 59 and 60 degrees north latitude and between 107 and 108 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
I suspect he couldn’t walk after he got off the swing and had to be carried and seated in a chair so he could gradually stretch and regain normal muscle response.
The Duke almost 3 years ago
That Sean is a real swinger!
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Sean must’ve felt pretty nauseated after swinging for over two days.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Is that why Kenyans are so fast? They have to run to school or work before the next hailstorm hits? (/s)
jimchronister2016 almost 3 years ago
What brand phone was it!
profbob almost 3 years ago
Ontario, Canada is home to the best freshwater cruising in the world. With approximately 250,000 lakes and over 100,000km of rivers. I wonder which river she dropped it in?
Susan00100 almost 3 years ago
Lean Sewis spent 35 hours swinging—by his tail on a tree!!
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
But would he like to swing on a star?
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
If you love your phone, set it free. If it never comes back, it never loved you anyway.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
And he was then swung over his uncle’s shoulder and taken back to the Governor’s Mansion.
Take care, may Kenyan meteorologist Umbala “There Will Be a Hail of a Storm Tomorrow” Mbongolord be with you, and gesundheit.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
I wonder if her “late” brother drowned?
mindjob almost 3 years ago
When Kenya gets the Olympics, Hail Dodging will be the new sport
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
Next, we’ll be hearing about 11 year old Bobby, who kept his index finger in his right nostril for 43 consecutive hours!
petermerck almost 3 years ago
Of course it had the last pictures of her brother. He borrowed it to take selfies by the edge of the river, just before he fell in.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Since engineer jokes are so popular, here’s a joke that’s at least half of one:
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 59 and 60 degrees north latitude and between 107 and 108 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”
The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Kericho Hills Kenya – the only place in the world where you can’t get full coverage on your automobile…
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
He had to leave for a whiz and poop break.
Caeruleancentaur almost 3 years ago
Sean must have a huge very elastic bladder.
jwebphoto almost 3 years ago
I suspect he couldn’t walk after he got off the swing and had to be carried and seated in a chair so he could gradually stretch and regain normal muscle response.