Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 31, 2021

I have no problem with chocolate and almonds. Anchovies on pizza no stinking way.

Gaylord, why are you arguing with someone who could zap you out of existence?

Ask four people what to put on a pizza and you’ll get six answers.

That tree looks like it has a belly button.

Galaxy chocolate bars are to die for!

Oh .. ok

So the planet will be destroyed!

The search for Utopia continues.

Gotta go with the Buzzard on this one. I want nothing on my chocolate but…chocolate.

If everything is perfect there, it has both kinds of chocolate bars… ☺

Human?

If only Carl Sagan was alive to settle this question.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t!!!

I don’t see no stinkin’ humans in this strip!

I used to love chocolate and almonds…but I kept getting sick…turns out a tree nut allergy has ruined it for me…sigh. At least I can still eat chocolate.

That’s why they have Mounds and Almond Joy.

NOOO, Broomie! NO anchovies on my pizza, and NO nuts of any kind in my chocolate bars!

Otherwise, not such a bad idea of planetary perfection….