Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 29, 2021

Lumberjacks are soooooo 1970

Francis just got a new girlfriend now Ö

Francis is cheating on Shiela confirmed?

Lmaooo someone predicted this on Monday XD

I’m suprised Teddy didn’t get picked. I mean, if I was that girl, I would definetely pick him. Who wouldn’t want a guy who has an entire chocolate factory?

6/10 because at least good things happen to Francis now?

What about Sheila???

Knew this was gonna happen :D

I haven’t seen Sheila in a while. Maybe Peirce killed her?

Trista is a clever girl.

Yes! 30th!

Guys Does shelia exist anymore? Why did Pierce get rid of her?

Mr Peirce sir please do not make them do unaproprate thing my mom checks my bowser history

Despite Sheila not existing for like a decade now in this comic, I weirdly miss hers and Francis’s relatinoship

Starbucks who here is trick or treating i am

Haven’t seen Sheila in a while! I guess this was Francis’s way of bouncing back!

Sheila :00

ok im trying this again, what are we all being for holloween?(im being venom)

Your OK Nate. You get to sleep all night and work all day.

Oh. Ok, wow. girls have a lot different taste now. I wouldn’t know, I’m a fossilized 80 year old science teacher. big nate keeps me up to date!

I wonder if that’s Angie (Nate’s first girlfriend)

Had a male friend do the sexy nurse thing one year. Six foot three inches of skin and bones. He did not wear high heels, as men’s size 16s were rather pricey.

Aw, crap.

Wadya mean?

she doesent

Apologies to Monty Python -

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKI sleep all night and I work all day

He’s a lumberjack and he’s OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go to the lavatoryOn Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

He cuts down trees, he eat his lunchHe goes to the lavatoryOn Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKI sleep all night and I work all dayI cut down trees, I skip and jumpI like to press wild flowersI put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumpsHe likes to press wild flowersHe puts on women’s clothing and hangs around in bars

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OKI sleep all night and I work all dayI cut down trees, I wear high heelsSuspendies and a braI wish I’d been a girlie, just like my dear Papa

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?Suspendies and a bra?He’s a lumberjack and he’s OKHe sleeps all night and he works all dayHe’s a lumberjack and he’s OKSleeps all night and he works all day

Hey, isn’t this from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

Teddy’s missing the long hair for his costume.

She picked Francis? I guess the girl likes nurses. Also, if Sheila were to see this, what would she say? Unless they broke up or something.

Sheila finna bug out if she finds out abt this8/10

Moral of the story: Bargain bin hunting pays off.

Different strokes or is it, any port in a storm?…..

I have a announcement— my beautiful wife is pregnant and we’re very excited about having a child. Now, I don’t want to be off topic of the comic but I somehow wonder how girls find boys dressing up as feminine costumes likeable, possibly they just find that idea “cute.”

Bruh the mods keep deleting my comments. There are so many off-topic comments here but mine get deleted :|

A two timer for sure.

First thing I get when I click on big nate is this

we assume from Teddy’s rejoinder that Nate has……B.O.?

Lmao some kid was running down the halls at school in a clown costume. And some of my classmates was dressed as a gorilla

Next month, I shall become TurkeyMan! (I think)

Average Big Nate twist not gonna lie.

yes

Ok I guess we’re forgetting about Sheila.

Haha yea

To those who think Francis isn’t cheating on his current girlfriend, he happily accepts the fact that the girl called him “cute”. This might just be a little joke that the author made.

Nice move Francis ;)

I never figured Francis for a two-timer.

It’s my birthday today!

Trista has the hots for Francis. Do ya think?!

Minnes-oh-tans noticed Paul

This comic makes me wonder why we don’t see Sheila anymore

i thought francis was dating shiela

Smooth!