Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 12, 2021

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Ok so tomorrow, it’ll be a strip of nate saying “i cant believe mr nichols rejected my ideas” then one of his friends put out a “witty” one liner.

Bruh. Having your Baseball team name as something as unusual as “Cupcakes” ALREADY makes you stand out.

1. Stupid2. Dumb3. Suggestion: use your band name: P.S 38 Mollusks4. Rating 5/10

How about a Portuguese Man o’ War? It’s a sea creature that’s related to jellyfish and is actually a bunch of smaller creatures working together as one

LOL

Sea cucumbers are sort of poisonous to eat though

how about a hairy frog fish? search them up. they r HORRIFYING.

That was quick to be shot down.

Just just, don’t even like… just stop there * smh *

Take a hint, Nate.

I bet everyone remembers the Toledo Mud Hens

I saw naked mole rats at the Smithsonian zoo last summer. They where like the most active animal in the whole darn place

Do like they did in D.C.: they went “Washington Rainbows”; you could be “P.S. 38 Rainbows”. If you want fear, try “P.S. 38 Cancel Vultures”.

If we keep hating on Big Nate everyone will eventually stop commenting and the strip will eventually stop. Big Nate it’s currently my favorite strip, and many others as well. Do we really want Lincoln to stop Big Nate? I think not.

seriusly?

Nate’s mascots are weird and/or disgusting

Tell Nate that the mascot needs to be approved by the School Board and send him to them with his ideas.

Wait THEY SHOULD HAVE A DUCK AS A MASCOT

Think of the marketing opportunities!

How about a poop emoji?

What about a skeleton in a blue sweater with one of his eyes being blue?

Nate’s logic here: “If it’s not a cat, it’s a great idea.”

Does Nate have a video game character on there? If so, that’s what their new mascot should be.

Naked Mole Rat: “Let’s Go Naked” “Let’s Go Naked”

They always say ‘naked mole rat’ but honestly, are there any other kind?

Is everyone in Nate’s life done treating him like he never mattered? A kids’ strip that is all about hating kids, especially the starring kid. SMH

Hmm…I cannot rate this strip as a feel like it is made for a dramatic pause. Deedee is missing.(More intese music)

We have a high school team near us with the ultra-intimidating name of Crickets. They would probably dress up their mascot like Jiminy, except Disney would parachute in a regiment of lawyers.

Actually, I think ‘Naked Mole Rats’ would be a great name for a team. Or for a rock band.

Which leads me to wonder what they call teams Down Under. The Platypuses? (Or should that be Platypi?) The Wombats?

What exactly is a Los Angeles “Charger”? Is it like an iPhone charger?

Well, a naked mole rat might not be as embarrassing as a naked MALL rat…! d;o)

at least he tried

My Elementary school’s mascot was a penguin

Winner is naked mole rat.

Principal Nichols appears a little ready for St. Patrick’s Day somewhat early………..

Can we change to Sea Cucumber? Nate thinks cats are afraid of cucumbers. Get it?

perfect team name for me would be the Sloths

Naked mole rat?? I think i’d prefer a sea cucumber!

My former elementary school used to have a Demon as its mascot. But in the 1990s (when I was a student) parents started complaining that it was Satanic.

So the school let the kids vote on a new mascot. The choices were Doberman, Dinosaur, Dragon, and Dolphin. Because “Free Willy” was crazy popular, and despite our town being miles from the ocean, Dolphin won in a landslide.

Would someone continue my cool story

How about a Boeing 747?

P.S this is my former school’s mascot

How bout whitehorse bears that was my middle school name

Nate basically has the same expression in all the panels

Kim Possible’s already got the naked mole-rat action covered (so to speak).

Um.

Im a the only one noticing how his face is the same in every panel?

Since my review got deleted, I’m going to post it again, but without the advertising.

6/10 These are good suggestions.

Then they’ll see your privates, Nate

7-10 this is k

Why not a simple man eating slugs

Okay now you’re just suggesting hideous creatures Nate, A blobfish would be a way better mascot

Nate’s got a point. Try making a good mascot instead of something so….basic. Why not something else? Why not stand out